Shawne Merriman Just Went Up a Notch In My Book
Used to love Merriman. Then the steroidsthing came out and my favor lessened. But then this came out today.
Merriman Does Something Everyone In The World Wants To Do!
Okay, so he choked Tila Tequilla. And no matter what, you cannot choke a woman.
But are we sure Tila Tequilla is a woman? I mean she’s not a man, but she’s probably not a chick either. And she’s ugly. Really ugly.
I mean, comeon. Merriman stuck it to Kendra, so we know he can pull some of the highest quality tail. So we know he doesn’t have to put up with Tila Tequilla’s bullshit just for some ass.
Is it possible Tila made it all up, or exaggerated it a ton just so she could get back into the news. I mean shes only famous for being on myspace and acting like she’s a bisexual. It’s the belief of AFS that she realized no one cares about her at all, and she wanted her name on the web, so she lied about Merriman being awesome. And even if she’s not lying, that just means Merriman is awesome!