Archive for October, 2008

The Race For The Amount I Spend On Internet Porn Each Year

I should still be celebrating a Phillies championship right now. But I’m not. So instead I’m writing up this weeks fantasy football update. 6 weeks left in the year. Anything could still happen, so theres not much thats guarenteed thus far. How things will turn out though, is as up in the air as anything [...]

AFS NFL Week 8 Picks

Ravens (-8) over Raiders Saints (+3) over Chargers Chiefs (+14) over Jets Buffalo (PK) over Dolphins Cowboys (-2) over Bucs Eagles (-9) over Faclons Patriots (-8) over Rams Cardinals (+5) over Panthers Redskins (-7.5) over Lions Jaguars (-7) over Browns Steelers (-3) over Giants Seahawks (+5.5) over 49ers Texans (-5) over Bengals Colts (+4) over [...]

Faggot.

Can we please stop with all this talk of how amazing Rocco Baldelli is for overcoming this illness he has? He gets fatigued and his muscles don’t recover? And in the fifth his legs could be shaking? We all get fucking tired. This dude works 3 hours a day! Please stop admiring the guy for [...]

World Series Game 2: Phils Against The World

Interesting tattoo Umpire Danly: Ok, now I realize the Phillies are the underdog, and the Rays are probably the sexier story, but something has to be said about the bias that is being displayed in the media. Its sickening.  First there is Fox, Joe Buck and McCarver have been horrible. With the exception of the [...]

Give It To Him!

World Series Preview

Jim Caple of ESPN writes: I pick the Rays to sweep because the American League is that much superior to the National League, which once again got smoked in interleague play and the All-Star Game. Yes the AL was superior in interleague play, but the all star game? Oh that’s right, I forgot how the [...]

The Race for the Amount of Money You’d Need To Have Dave Hollins Show Up At Some Event on Your Behalf

I am actually done my shit before I write this. So it may be more pleasant than usual. This ain’t your momma’s fantasy league. The champion from last year is completely out of the playoff picture, and while some familiar faces hover around, there are some surprising upstarts that are taking the league by storm. [...]

AFS NFL Week 7 Picks

Titans (-9) over Chiefs Chargers (+1) over Bills Steelers (-9.5) over Bengals Miami (-3) over Ravens Cowboys (-7) over Rams Vikings (+3) over Bears Saints (+3) over Panthers Niners (+10.5) over Giants Lions (+9.5) over Texans Jets (-3) over Raiders Browns (+7.5) over Redskins Colts (-1) over Packers Tampa Bay (-10.5) over Seahawks Last Week: [...]

The Race For The Monetary Amount of Roughly 250 Songs On Itunes

Another Tuesday afternoon, another wicked shit after class.  So in turn, another week of the Sorta Bonner fantasy rankings. The league is basically two superstars, one all-star, and a bunch of scrubs right now. Can things change for the bottom 7? Will we have 8 teams tied at 7-7 when the playoffs roll around? It’s [...]

AFS NFL Week 6 Picks

Ugh, I lost a lot of money last week on the games, but don’t worry. I’m making it all back this week. Saints (-7) over Raiders Colts (-4) over Ravens Jets (-10) over Bengals Bucs (-2) over Panthers Vikings (-13.5) over Lions Bears (-3) over Falcons Texans (-3) over Dolphins Redskins (-12) over Rams Jaguars [...]

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