NFC EAST
Eagles – 10-6
Giants – 10-6
Cowboys – 9-7
Redskins – 6-10

NFC NORTH
Packers – 11-5
Bears – 9-7
Vikings – 9-7
Lions – 3-13

NFC SOUTH
Saints – 12-4
Panthers – 8-8
Falcons – 7-9
Bucs – 6-10

NFC WEST
Cardinals – 9-7
Seahawks – 9-7
49ers – 6-10
Rams – 4-12

AFC EAST
Patriots – 12-4
Jets – 7-9
Dolphins – 6-10
Bills – 5-11

AFC NORTH
Steelers – 10-6
Ravens – 9 -7
Bengals – 8-8
Browns – 4-12

AFC SOUTH
Colts – 11-5
Texans – 10-6
Titans – 8-8
Jaguars – 6-10

AFC WEST
Chargers – 13-3
Broncos – 8-8
Chiefs – 6-10
Raiders – 4-12

Used to love Merriman. Then the steroidsthing came out and my favor lessened.  But then this came out today.

Merriman Does Something Everyone In The World Wants To Do!

Okay, so he choked Tila Tequilla. And no matter what, you cannot choke a woman.

But are we sure Tila Tequilla is a woman? I mean she’s not a man, but she’s probably not a chick either. And she’s ugly. Really ugly.

I mean, comeon. Merriman stuck it to Kendra, so we know he can pull some of the highest quality tail. So we know he doesn’t have to put up with Tila Tequilla’s bullshit just for some ass.

Is it possible Tila made it all up, or exaggerated it a ton just so she could get back into the news. I mean shes only famous for being on myspace and acting like she’s a bisexual.  It’s the belief of AFS that she realized no one cares about her at all, and she wanted her name on the web, so she lied about Merriman being awesome. And even if she’s not lying, that just means Merriman is awesome!

It’s a shame though, two players, both going for their second Heismans would have been very exciting to follow this season.  But here at AFS we are officially ruling Bradford out of the Heisman race.  So does that mean that Tebow will go unopposed to the trophy? Well, kind of. There are competitors, but I don’t see them being a problem.

Tebow against Charleston Southern was 10 for 15 passing for 188 yards and a touchdown. And also had a rushing touchdown. He also ran twice for 1 yard and 1 touchdown.

Heisman…here Tebow comes!

Here are the AFS top 3 Heisman guys for this week.

1. Tim Tebow
2. Colt McCoy
3. Jahvid Best

The rest are just hang arounds who can’t be listed until at least week 3 to be official.

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The Florida Gators vs. The California Golden Bears

But a funny thing happened, I guess I had put the purchase status on automatic on my webhoster, so it automatically bought me another year. And with it came an inspired feeling to make AFS what I thought it could of once been. So I will be trying to turn this into a respectable sports blog.

And what better time to try than during football season. I’ll follow NFL hard, college not so much, but a little, I’ll cover Fantasy Football, baseball pennant and playoffs, all things Philadelphia.  I’ll be doing podcasts, as well.

If anyone would like to sign on to be writers for the site, let me know.

The first thing is simple, get rid of Berman. Chris Berman is horrible. I understand he may have been influential at one point, but his time has passed.  He’s the most annoying announcer ever.  He slobbed the dick of Pujols all night.  He was giving “WAAAAAAYYYY BACK!” to homers that barely made it out. But Fielder hit one 497 feet and he was too busy talking to Pujols.  Getting rid of Berman will already make it watchable.

The next thing is you have to change it from a Home Run Derby and take a clue from the NBA and make it a skills competition.  So what we do is split it into 6 competitions. Two teams take part in the competitions.

The two oldest All-Stars serve as “Team Captains.”  They grab microphones, go out to the pitcher’s mound, and we pick teams the playground way. Every All-Star is available to be picked by either captain.  Alternating picks, both captains select 9 players (7 fielders and 2 pitchers)

The competitions cover speed, defense, power, contact, and pitching.

The 1st competition is easy enough. One player from each team participates.  It’s a timed run around the bases.  Which ever player rounds the bases fastest wins the round.

The 2nd competition is the pitching accuracy competition.  Like the NHL shot accuracy competition, 6 small targets are placed in and around the strike zone. Each pitchers pitches until they hit each target. Whichever pitcher does it in the least amount of pitches earns their team a win.

The 3rd competition contact hitting competition.  One player from each team bats.  The field is seperated into 7 zones: left field line, left field, left-center, center, right-center, right, and right field line. Players have hit the ball, in the air to each zone.  They then have to hit home runs to right, center, and left field.  Whoever does the feat in a quicker time earns his team the victory.

The 4th competition is for outfielders.  3 players from each team line up in the outfield positions, all about 225 feet away from home or so.  A net is placed at home plate that is opened in a semi-circle. The players than alternate throws, meaning the left fielder throws, then center, then right, towards the net.  Whichever teams accumulates more balls in the net in 3 minutes wins.

The 5th competition is the fastest pitch.  Very simple as 1 pitcher from each team goes to the mound and gets 3 pitches. Whoever throws the hardest earns their team a victory.

And the 6th competition is the 2 on 2 Home Run Derby.  2 players from each team participate.  Each player gets 10 outs.  Both players from each team combine their home run total. Which ever team has the higher total after 20 outs wins the round.

Round 7, in the event of a 3-3 tie, goes back to the first round with a timed race around the bases. The only difference is this time, each captain picks the player who is going to run for the other team, it must be someone who hasn’t participated in an event yet.

So there you go. That is a 2 hour event I would love to watch.

It looks like the Phillies could add Ben Sheets to their rotation. Seeing as how it appears the only other interested team is the Rangers, I’d say as long as a reasonable offer is made, we might a #3 that was the starting pitcher in last years all star game. Dude would be a sweet pick up. He gets hurt, but who cares.