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There’s a colored fella who was voted as president. I think that fully explains the dismal year Connor’s team is having.  Week 10 Recap Scoring’s back! All this weeks winner’s reached triple digits (or missed it by 1 point.) Franco basically won his game by Friday morning. Sean used 6 tds from his RBs to [...]

The election was today. And thus I spent all day reporting and blogging on it for WHYY. Sucked. But it didn’t suck as bad as my fantasy football team. Week Nine Recap No upsets. Boring week. Everything went according to plan basically. All in all, this was probably the saddest week of fantasy football this [...]

I should still be celebrating a Phillies championship right now. But I’m not. So instead I’m writing up this weeks fantasy football update. 6 weeks left in the year. Anything could still happen, so theres not much thats guarenteed thus far. How things will turn out though, is as up in the air as anything [...]

I am actually done my shit before I write this. So it may be more pleasant than usual. This ain’t your momma’s fantasy league. The champion from last year is completely out of the playoff picture, and while some familiar faces hover around, there are some surprising upstarts that are taking the league by storm. [...]

Another Tuesday afternoon, another wicked shit after class.  So in turn, another week of the Sorta Bonner fantasy rankings. The league is basically two superstars, one all-star, and a bunch of scrubs right now. Can things change for the bottom 7? Will we have 8 teams tied at 7-7 when the playoffs roll around? It’s [...]

I shit a lot. And while I’m sitting here, I tend to get bored. So as a result I’ve taken over the Fantasy Report. Now I’ll get to shit while I shit on your teams (like that clever wordplay?) Anyway lots of movement in the rankings, well not a lot, but some. Week Five Recap [...]

Pat has slacked off all week, and has not written up a set of power rankings this week. So I have brought it upon myself to do them.  Of course these will be completely biased as I’ll probably put my Dragons in the #1 spot, and the rest of the league will share the #10. [...]

Today is a milestone. One that you will be able to tell your children, and your grandchildren you witnessed. Some said the day would never come, but alas, here it is. The first time the weekly power rankings have made it past three editions. Remarkable! I know. But without further adieu, it’s….THE RACE FOR TWO-HUNDRED [...]

Welcome to the week 3 edition of….  THE RACE FOR TWO-HUNDRED $ (or possibly 250) WEEK TWO RECAP Welcome to week 3, which is fresh off a week of awesome NFL football and some down to the wire (and some controversial) fantasy finishes. Sean vs Kev, Tom vs Connor, and Nick vs Franco all were [...]

Welcome back to a brand new fantasy football season in the “Bonner For Sure” League 2008. The season is young, and everyone is a contender in the pre-season. Only it’s week 2. And Tokonitz ruins the “everybody is a contender” cliche. But anyway, the season is back and we debut a brand new feature: The [...]