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Were the Cards a fluke? Will no TO=no post season? What of the Plaxico-less Giants? Is Cutler the man to lead Chicago? Who will come out of the South?

Can the champs repeat? Does Brady back mean the Pats go back? Do the Fins fall back? Do the Colts win double digits again? Who comes out of nowhere to compete? Will anyone in the West want to be good this year?

Used to love Merriman. Then the steroidsthing came out and my favor lessened.  But then this came out today. Merriman Does Something Everyone In The World Wants To Do! Okay, so he choked Tila Tequilla. And no matter what, you cannot choke a woman. But are we sure Tila Tequilla is a woman? I mean she’s [...]

Bengals over Titans Packers over Lions Raiders over Chiefs Giants over Rams Colts over Vikings Saints over Skins Panthers over Bears Jaguars over Bills Seahawks over 49ers Bucs over Falcons Jets over Patriots Cardinals over Dolphins Chargers over Broncos Steelers over Browns Texans over Ravens Cowboys over Eagles Last week: 11-4 Season: 11-4

Dude turns on awesome season, really just one really awesome game, into a multi-million dollar career as the 3rd pick in the draft. But now he’s got a lot of stuff going on and that means it’s okay to cry and stuff. Wrong! This fairy is depressed or some shit. Probably because he’s not really [...]

Imagine if Brett had not come out of retirement. He’d probably be on a plane to New England right now. And he’d finally get his wish of playing with Moss. And it he’d get that second super bowl trophy. And it would be a beautiful story. And people would have another reason to slurp on [...]

The Best Quarterback in the NFL: Done. The Best Defensive Player in the NFL*: Done So can we even call the team that wins the super bowl actual champions? I really think it’s shaping up as the anti-madden curse. Thinks are shaping up nicely for Jet Favre to make a huge splash this year. *possible [...]

Apparently Tom Brady’s ACL in torn and he’ll miss the rest of the year.  I like 10% of fantasy GMs around the world let out a loud “Fuck!” in unison upon hearing the news. I was, as Emmitt Smith would say, co-horsed, into taking Brady in the first round. And now my season, along with [...]

With the NFL season starting in just 2 days, everyone’s a contender.  But right now AFS has set up a list of 50 predictions for the NFL 08-09 season.  The predictions range from the super bowl champs to which fat reporter who just stands under the field goal posts and shouts retarded stuff will be [...]

The NFC East remains the best division in all of football. The NFC North loses a great quarterback, and is home to many people’s surprise favorite pick.  The NFC South could go to anyone not named the Falcons. And the NFC West blows, and Seattle will reap all the benefits.  So here is how the [...]